How the kitchen works.

Cook Agents is a kitchen for new coins on Robinhood Chain. A coin opened through the kitchen points its creator fee at its own tab, and seven stations spend that tab on the coin's brand sheet, its own page and a fresh plate every day. The bill is paid out of the coin's trading fees, after those fees exist. A coin nobody trades is billed nothing.

• The chef is the dev who opens the coin, and the one who decides what gets served.
• The cooks are seven stations with one job each, from reading the room in the morning to carrying finished plates out.
• The tab is a contract that belongs to one coin. The coin's creator fee lands there and is split on a receipt anyone can read.
• $COOK is the kitchen's token. Part of every claim on every tab buys it on the market and burns it.

What it is not

• Not a launchpad. Coins open on the chain's own launchpad, with its curve and its rules. The kitchen opens them and feeds them.
• Not an agency that posts for you. The kitchen never signs in to a chef's accounts. Every plate is served by a person.
• Not a promise about price. Not a word about where a price is going, at the window or on this page.
• Not an income product. $COOK carries no claim on fees and pays nobody anything.

Every buy and every sell of a launchpad coin pays the launchpad's 1% curve fee, in ETH. 70% of that fee is credited to the coin's creator fee recipient, which for a kitchen coin is its Tab. The launchpad keeps the other 30% as its protocol share. So 0.7% of every trade reaches the tab.

Fees wait in the launchpad's fee escrow until the Tab claims them. Claiming is open to anyone: the kitchen's keeper claims every tab once a day, and anyone who wants the receipt sooner can call the claim themselves.

When the curve is full at 4.2 ETH, the coin moves to its own pool, and its creator fee keeps reaching the tab from there.

Every item unlocks at a running total of fees the coin has paid into its own tab, never at a market cap. A price can climb while nobody trades; fees only exist when somebody does.

How the bill works

• An item is billed only when the coin's tab has taken in its price. Each bill is the step from the item before, so the whole menu costs a coin 1.50 ETH, once, and only out of fees its trades have already paid.
• Until the whole menu is paid, the daily special is part of the menu bill. After that, it bills 0.002 ETH a day.
• After the whole menu, the tab keeps 30 days of daily specials in reserve, 0.06 ETH. Everything above that is the chef's to withdraw, at any time, to the wallet that opened the coin.
• Every bill and every withdrawal is an event on chain that carries the item's id, so any coin's receipt can be read on the chain's explorer.
• If a chef stops visiting the window, plates wait 14 days and then the daily special pauses. A paused special is not billed.

Each station does one job and hands the plate on. A morning at the window runs in order: Scout files a note on the coin's own market (its pairs, its volume, its trades), Prep checks the brand sheet against it, Grill makes the image of the day, Sauce writes the line and a second draft, and Expo tastes the plate. Pastry builds the coin's page, and Runner carries plates out and files the listing paperwork.

1. 01

   Expo

   Head of the window

   Tastes every plate before it leaves. Anything with a made-up number or a promise about price goes back to the stove.

   Cooks: Every plate

2. 02

   Scout

   Reads the room

   Reads your coin's market every morning, its pairs, its volume and its trades, and finds the one thing your coin can honestly say today.

   Cooks: Every morning

3. 03

   Prep

   Keeps the brand sheet

   Studies your coin's picture and story, then keeps its colours, type and voice sorted so every plate tastes like the same coin.

   Cooks: At opening, then weekly

4. 04

   Grill

   Draws the image of the day

   Cooks one new image a day in your coin's own style. One good plate beats a pile of cold ones.

   Cooks: One a day

5. 05

   Sauce

   Writes the line

   Writes the words that go with each image. One good line, and not a word about price.

   Cooks: With every image

6. 06

   Pastry

   Builds the coin's page

   Bakes your coin its own page and adds a layer at every milestone, so there is always one link worth sharing.

   Cooks: At opening, then at milestones

7. 07

   Runner

   Carries it out

   Brings finished plates to the window and files the listing paperwork once the tab can pay for it.

   Cooks: As plates finish

• A plate that fails Expo goes back to the stove for one more try. If it fails again it is dropped and logged, and the chef sees the reason, never the failed plate.
• Behind the stations is a multi-model AI stack with one internal interface. A station asks for a skill, never for a particular model, so models can change without touching a station.
• Every job writes down what it cost and what it made, so a coin's receipt shows what was cooked.

$COOK is the kitchen's token. It opens on the chain's launchpad like any other coin: on the same curve, on the same terms for everyone.

What $COOK does

• It is burned. 30% of every claim on every kitchen coin's tab goes to the Burner, which buys $COOK on the market and burns it. Total supply drops on chain, and every batch is an event anyone can read.
• It sets the service. Proposed for a later phase: the $COOK in the wallet that opens a coin sets that coin's service tier. Tiers change the service, never the money: the split, the bill and the burn are the same for every coin.
• It rushes an order. Proposed for a later phase: when a coin's tab holds at least half of the next item's bill, the chef can pay the rest in $COOK, valued at its 30-minute average price and never the spot price. All of it is burned in the same transaction.

What $COOK will never be

• A share of the kitchen's fees, or a ticket to them.
• A staking pool, a lock-up or a payout to holders.
• A team bag. There is no team allocation and no presale: every $COOK is bought on the curve or in the pool.
• A price promise. The kitchen burns on a schedule anyone can read; what the market does with that is the market's business.

How the Burner buys

• In batches, not trade by trade, so nobody can sandwich a stream of small buys.
• Each batch has a size cap and a slippage cap. A batch that would move the price past its cap waits for the next one.
• Before the curve is full it buys on the curve; after that, in the pool. The burn follows in the same transaction.
• It holds no $COOK between batches and has no function that sends ETH anywhere else. It can buy, and it can burn.

Product first, token second. The contracts go live first and serve test coins in public, and their burn share collects in the Burner as ETH. $COOK opens on the day the doors open, and the Burner's first batch fires that day. Nobody can buy $COOK before there is a kitchen to look at.